thirstiest:

i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

Let’s Play - GTA V - Merica

im walking on sunshine

ouch

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rub my back and make my decisions for me

Rooster Teeth + Some of my favorite minecraft quotes

howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

childservices:

tbh if u can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my other worst

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